Wednesday, January 02, 2008

50 bits of information about me !





    1. Have a scar on my hand from a knife fight with a brother.


    2. Once happily took a bribe of €25,000.


    3. Have a broken nose from rugby.


    4. Have owned 5 houses and 4 apartments in the past (I used to move a lot!).


    5. Have written off 3 cars and 2 motorbikes in crashes.


    6. Had sex first at 19 with a brother’s girlfriend.


    7. Been beaten up twice.


    8. Fired from a job once.


    9. Love GlenMorangie Whiskey.


    10. Walked out of a job once.


    11. Love to spank.


    12. So far had five people offered themselves to be my 24/7 slave.


    13. I read about 150 books a year.


    14. Once offered a bribe of €20,000 to someone and they took it.


    15. Know of 3 priests who have ‘wives’, 2 of which are female.


    16. I have a tiny circular scar on my right upper arm, from being stabbed at school (aged 9) with a pencil.


    17. Expelled once from a boarding school age 16- for being out on a date until 11.30 with a girl.


    18. Ended up after a truck crash in Rotterdam, getting drunk in a brothel. Brothel had deal of as much drink as you wanted for entrance fee to entice you, but I didn’t have enough money for a woman.


    19. I am a good cook.


    20. When I was 19 took a tiny bit of hash and hated it- never taken drugs since.


    21. I love the movies especially film noir like The Big Sleep.


    22. Once kissed a famous female newsreader who worked in RTE.


    23. So far had 2 different homes searched by the Gardai for 2 different reasons.


    24. I am a Godfather to three relatives.


    25. Once awoke to find my landlady at the end of the bed blessing me with holy water, to get rid of any ‘infections’ I had brought home from the nightclub. Truly ! and I moved out that day.


    26. Twice so far bluffed my way into jobs with either fake or no references.


    27. I love eating chocolate with whiskey- how weird is that?


    28. I find women half-undressed in lingerie much more sexy than being nude- am I kinky or what?


    29. I love knowing secrets especially sexual ones.


    30. With my dominant nature I’d love to own and rent out a whore, except it is illegal in this country!


    31. Once on a blind date, ended up at a film premiere with an Ambassador’s daughter. Loads of security, film was rubbish but at least she was a happy slut.


    32. It is odd that over the last few years I have been to funerals of people I have never met. They have always been a relative of someone I know. Life is odd sometimes.


    33. So far in my life, in different situations and times I have seen 6 dead bodies. Don’t want to see any more.


    34. My favourite meal is probably Christmas dinner as it always brings back so many great memories.


    35. I find it very exciting and arousing to lock a man into a chastity device, especially if it is linked to their feminization. Am I not wonderfully wicked !


    36. Love the forbidden thrill of riding/training a married woman- like spending other people’s money !


    37. I get at least one blackmail request from people each week.


    38. I am a member of a political party.


    39. Once attended a state dinner in Dublin castle using another person’s identity.


    40. Dogs generally love me, why I do not know.


    41. Once hospitalized over sun burn.


    42. Love women in stockings and high heels but then again what man doesn’t eh?


    43. Once had a great summer riding a soldier’s wife- will the Irish Army ever forgive me?


    44. I was once appointed as the money laundering officer (to prevent it !) of a financial institution.


    45. I have always wanted to shag Mary Robinson but not Mary McAlesse- am I kinky or what !?


    46. Once had to get a fingernail cut off and I remember chatting to the surgeon about Chinese food as he did it. Truly. My hand was very very drugged.


    47. When I was a child killed a kitten by accident. Put her into the deep freeze to keep her safe. I was four.


    48. Had sex once separately with 2 sisters.


    49. Done a husband and wife.


    50. Now still searching/hoping for a mother/daughter combo.

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